Break Like a Baby
Break Like a Baby is an absurdly clever simulation game that puts players in control of a fragile, tantrum-throwing baby with one mission—cause as much chaos and destruction as possible. The twist? You have the physics of a wobbly infant and a world designed to break under pressure. From crawling into cabinets to launching yourself off stairs, everything is destructible, and everything is encouraged.
Physics-Based Mayhem
The game thrives on physics. Each room is a sandbox filled with objects that can be moved, thrown, stacked, or shattered. While you can’t walk like an adult, your crawling, bouncing, and flailing body can interact with everything—and that’s where the fun begins.
- Wobbly Movement System: Players must master erratic crawling, headbutting, and falling to reach objects.
- Breakable Items: Dishes, TVs, flowerpots, and doors all respond with unique shattering animations.
- Hidden Interactions: Certain rooms include secret triggers like alarms, traps, or surprise bonuses.
Levels Designed for Maximum Destruction
Each level introduces a new environment—kitchens, nurseries, malls, and even moving cars. The goal is to create the most mayhem before the timer runs out or your parents find you. Point totals are based on damage, combos, and creativity in destruction.
- Use rolling furniture to create chain reactions.
- Combine objects like fire and gas cans for explosive effects.
- Break into restricted areas to find high-value targets.
Progression and Unlocks
As players break more stuff, they unlock new costumes, abilities, and tools. These include things like rubber hammers, baby jetpacks, or slippery pajamas that enhance chaos. Score multipliers reward combos and time management, allowing competitive or casual playstyles.
Break Like a Baby is both ridiculous and strategic, with hidden layers under its slapstick surface. It’s not just about crawling into things—it’s about learning how to turn your tiny baby body into a force of nature inside fragile environments that just beg to be broken.
